Hello Again

Oh my goodness it’s been a while! So much has changed in my life, which is probably why I haven’t been dumpstering as much. And… as per that last post, I am no longer dating anyone from Washington state. My lover lives in Davis, and he loves to dive as much as I do!

I finally had the desire, the NEED, to dumpster again. I went to Save Mart, Safeway and IGA in West Davis, but all I found was some Boboli pizza crusts. Cool, nonetheless.

Pizza Boobs

And then… I’ve been dumpstering, in a way, bunny rabbits. I saw this little guy at Ace Hardware and he looked so forlorn and I’d seen him there in a glass box for months and I couldn’t let him stay there any more. So I took him home and because he wasn’t fixed he ejaculated all over my white bunny. She was not amused. She got a bath. She felt better. Here she is after her bath:

Wet Bun Bun

And then… I adopted another bunny because she was being neglected by my coworker’s friend’s roommate. It was so sad. She never left the cage, her nails were overgrown and curling, she was obese from never exercising, and she was super nervous around people. She is recovering and she and the boy bunny are getting spayed and neutered, respectively, tomorrow morning at the Sacramento SPCA.

I promise after Whole Earth Festival is over and I am free of my stage-directing duties I will be a better urban forager. Promise.